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The Flaw in The Plan
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People should listen to Harry more often.

  • Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
  • Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
  • Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
  • Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
  • Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
  • Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
  • Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
  • Everyone: Yes you did.
  • Harry: Voldemort's returned.
  • Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
  • Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
  • Everyone: Cool story, bro.
  • Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
  • Hermione: that's stupid.

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